Politics

I was kind of sad about Mitt Romney's inevitable march toward the Republican nomination: I felt I was being deprived of the kind of delightful shitshow that Republicans enjoyed during the fight for the Democratic nomination last go-round.  But wait!  Santorum won Iowa?  (Heh, Santorum.) Gingrich has a shot at South Carolina? Yes!  Get me some popcorn!  I'm sorry that Perry's gone; he provided so much entertainment: pouncing on his wife while wearing a black turtleneck, forgetting stuff, acting drunk, shooting a coyote while jogging...those were the days. The man made George W. look like an intellectual.  I need him in my life!  Oh well--at least his dropping out will likely prolong the inevitable.  I mean, we all know Romney's got this and will go on to have his plastic ass handed to him by Obama in November.


Though his candidacy will ultimately go nowhere, can we talk about Gingrich for a minute?  This guy is killing me.  The revelation of his request for an open marriage is just gross.  I can imagine him saying, "Ladies, ladies!  There's enough of me to go around."  What happened to marriage being between one man and one woman, Newt?  Oh, those gays, ruining the sanctity of marriage.  Thank goodness we have righteous culture warriors like him around to set a good example. 

In other news, I'm ready to go public with the fact that I like Sting.  I am so lame.